Random

Corgi Bowling

uhhh… awesome

Extreme Hacky Sack

Now this is something I want to bet on:

I Am Stupid

My iPod Nano went through the washer/dryer. Now it’s dead. I suck.

RCYG)(G#@)(“GCENHUNSTHOI)*(G#)(%G@!

Now gotta focus more on MLB to win another…

Record Update

Week Results
I don’t have the W/L handy, but the ROI was 20.14%.

YTD Results
38 – 45 – 12 (-12.6 units ROI: -7.6%)

Other thoughts… who freaking cares about this royal wedding crap? How does something that does not matter dominate the news for like 3 weeks leading up to it, then continues to do so following it?

Things that are Annoying

1. AIM sounds
2. Literally LOLing regularly during your AIM conversation
3. Staying up super late doing both #1 and #2 while everyone is trying to sleep in the same room then being a douche about not doing #1 and #2

Figures that my ugly brother would do all of the above.

Superbowl XLV

Wow those commercials sucked.

DMV

I lost my freaking drivers license so I had to cancel all my credit cards and get a new license. The DMV is typically know for their slow service and general place to be, kinda like here:

However, I was in and out in 30 min today. Can’t complain too much about that. Good job DMV. Maybe you don’t suck as much as you used to.

Amazon Gift Card Deal

I’ve never posted a deal here, but for those of you that are awake now there’s a great deal on a $20 amazon gift card for $10. It ends in a few hours so move quickly.

Link

I get a whopping $5 if you buy through the link and I think you do too.

Make sure to opt-out of the daily spam emails.

Mega Millions

The Mega Millions jackpot is a projected 355 million, so I bought a ticket. I hit 0 numbers. I suck. I’ll just have to grind it out like everyone else I guess.

Scientific Research

I don’t think anyone world argue that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and Princeton University are some of the top research institutions in the United States, if not the world. I’m sure they’re involved in important research like cancer, AIDs, and so on, but it sure is great that resources are getting devoted to “the mysteries of the world” like How Cats Drink.

What an epic waste of time and money.